No Brian - The Dumbest Game
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ASO score
Text
21/100
Reviews
0/100
Graphic
40/100
Other
0/100
App Rating
3.4
Votes
191.16K
App Age
9y 6m
Last Update
Feb 10, 2017
iAP
$1.49 - 14.99
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Category Top Average
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Installs
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384.3K
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45.3M
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-99%
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Rating
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0
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4.45
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Number of Ratings (Voted)
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0
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87.5M
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App Age
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9y 6m
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4y 12m
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+90%
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In-app Purchases Price
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$8
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$71
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-88
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Update Frequency
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3256d
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51d
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+6 284%
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Title Length
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27
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24
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+13%
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Short Description Length
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53
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68
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-22%
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Description Length
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1 098
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2 430
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-55%
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Number of Screenshots
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1275
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1577
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-19
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Has Video?
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No
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0% has videos
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Size
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19MB
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0MB
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Text ASO
Title
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Characters:
27
of 50
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No Brian - The Dumbest Game
Short Description
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Characters:
53
of 80
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Bad game design, horrible experience, potentially 18+
Description
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Characters:
1098
of 4000
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500,000+ downloads all over the world!
Brian is a physics-based, digital pet, side-scrolling pet game.
Brian is a very fragile, sensitive brain-like blob, that requires the utmost care. By injecting DNA to Brian it could mutate to different forms like Angel Brian with spider legs, Chicken Leg Brian with Tentacle arms, tentacle Brian with human ears, anything is possible.
As you the mad scientist, creator and father of Brian it's your sole responsibility to take good care of it or it will explode into happiness.
What happen if your Brian died? Buy another one!
Features:
- Cuteness, adorable with a little bit of contrast
- Deadly obstacles: slope, river, mines, lasers, missiles
- Lot of props and backgrounds to unlock in the adventures
- Most likely broken physics
- Pet evolutions and mutations
- Maybe a little bit of black humour
* DON'T LOSE YOUR SYRINGES AND PROPS! *
Sign-in with Google Play. All your syringes and props will be saved to your Google Play account!
# Require access to the following permissions #
- Store screenshots: WRITE_EXTERNAL_STORAGE permission}
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Other
Additional Information
😢
Deleted from App Store
| Rating: | |
| Voted: | 191.16K |
| Google Play Link: | |
| Website: | |
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| Privacy Policy: | |
| Categories: | Simulation |
| Size: | 19MB |
| iAP: | 1.49 - 14.99 $ |
| App Age: | 9 years 6 months |
| Release Date: | Jul 13, 2016 |
| Last Update: | Feb 10, 2017 |
| Version: | 1.1.2 |
Version history
1.1.2
Feb 10, 2017
Thank you very much for liking Brian. We are very surprised it has achieved 100,000 downloads all over the world! Now we bring you the NEW 1.1.2, which fixed most major bugs and added some feature for progression, so you can enjoy more the adventure with Brian!<br><br>- Added props collection achievements, unlock them all!<br>- Tweaked the food tube for players who still don’t know where it should be dragged.<br>- Minor UI changes.
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Jul 13, 2016
First release
